Winter Blonde

Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 17-02-2009

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window.. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says “Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says….
“Hi, my name is Mark, it’s winter in New Hampshire and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”

Funny Videos for the Weekend

Filed Under (Random Fish, Videos) by Fish on 29-11-2008

Snowplow drive-by! RUN!!!!!!!!!

Every have one of those days?

Damn Snow

Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 25-11-2008

Well we got snow today so I guess winter is official here. So here are some corny snow jokes.

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What’s an ig?
An eskimo’s home without a loo!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

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Snow Really Really Sucks

Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 05-03-2008

Ok so this isn’t going to be a really funny post but I am sore from clearing the snow off my driveway plus my neighbors driveways (which I slipped and fell). Apparently this city has no road salt or sand to put down so most of the driveways are skating rinks.

Anyways here is why I hate snow so much and am looking forward to my trip to Europe next week.

My snow bank is about 6 1/2 feet tall and my neighbors is atleast 2 feet taller.
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I only have one more thing to say, “WHEN THE HELL IS SPRING COMING??????

Where is Spring?

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