One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Colorado were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.”
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.”
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow and just then the electricity went off. The wife had a worried look on her face when she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied…
“Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
Well we got snow today so I guess winter is official here. So here are some corny snow jokes.
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What’s an ig?
An eskimo’s home without a loo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
Ok so this isn’t going to be a really funny post but I am sore from clearing the snow off my driveway plus my neighbors driveways (which I slipped and fell). Apparently this city has no road salt or sand to put down so most of the driveways are skating rinks.
Anyways here is why I hate snow so much and am looking forward to my trip to Europe next week.
My snow bank is about 6 1/2 feet tall and my neighbors is atleast 2 feet taller.
I only have one more thing to say, “WHEN THE HELL IS SPRING COMING??????”
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