Snowplow drive-by! RUN!!!!!!!!!

Every have one of those days?

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Well we got snow today so I guess winter is official here. So here are some corny snow jokes.

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What’s an ig?
An eskimo’s home without a loo!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

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Ok so this isn’t going to be a really funny post but I am sore from clearing the snow off my driveway plus my neighbors driveways (which I slipped and fell). Apparently this city has no road salt or sand to put down so most of the driveways are skating rinks.

Anyways here is why I hate snow so much and am looking forward to my trip to Europe next week.

My snow bank is about 6 1/2 feet tall and my neighbors is atleast 2 feet taller.

I only have one more thing to say, “WHEN THE HELL IS SPRING COMING??????”

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If you live anywhere near Toronto you know how funny this is. If not this video is kind of almost true.

Got a cheap car? Use a redneck solution to give yourself power windows.

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