Snow Storm

Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 29-01-2009

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Colorado were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.”
So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.”
The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow and just then the electricity went off. The wife had a worried look on her face when she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?”

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied…
“Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”

OMG It Snowed in Toronto

Filed Under (Videos) by Fish on 23-01-2008

If you live anywhere near Toronto you know how funny this is. If not this video is kind of almost true.

Got a cheap car? Use a redneck solution to give yourself power windows.

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