Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.

The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents.

‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,

‘Well, two Wong’s don’t make a white, so I think we will name him…

Are you ready for this?

Sum Ting Wong

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller And without missing a beat, she says:

‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great…

Some asshole’s got my pen!’