The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper wasdown and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his
office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant’s question about his ‘garage door.’

He headed out for a cup of coffeeand paused by her desk to ask, ‘When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?’

She smiled and said, ‘No, I didn’t. All I saw was
an old minivan with two flat tires.’

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

‘What are you doing?’ She asked.

‘Hunting Flies’ He responded.

‘Oh. ! Killing any?’ She asked.

‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. ‘How can you tell them apart?’

He responded, ‘3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

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