During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password;

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password - Okay, here’s her answer…

She said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a bitch…..

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in

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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED… NOT LONG ENOUGH!!