Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma’s yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”
The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.”
One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!”
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?”
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison– “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Ok maybe women are better…

Nope Men are really better…

IF you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe.
This is weird. Give it a try.

Have a happy Mental Health Day

I AM DUCT TAPE BOY

How much drugs do you have to take to think this is a good idea???

A man boarded an airplane in St. John’s with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew’s Refrigerator, which she did.

Shortly before landing, try as she might, she couldn’t remember

Who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in St. John’s please Raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.