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It’s Freakin’ Halloween, Kick The Kids out and Dress The Pet Up!
Filed Under (Random Fish, What The Fish) by Fish on 31-10-2007
Who said you can’t have fun in a nursing home?
Filed Under (Videos, What The Fish, Wittyisms) by Fish on 01-10-2007
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma’s yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”
The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.”
One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!”
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?”
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison– “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
So that’s what my dog has been taking all along, I thought it was a vitamin!!!
You know men are better then women. :)
Filed Under (What The Fish) by Fish on 06-09-2007
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Nope Men are really better…
Optical Illsuions
Filed Under (Random Fish, What The Fish) by Fish on 16-08-2007
IF you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe.
This is weird. Give it a try.

Have a happy Mental Health Day
Who Gave Me Crabs?
Filed Under (What The Fish, Wittyisms) by Fish on 14-08-2007
A man boarded an airplane in St. John’s with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew’s Refrigerator, which she did.
Shortly before landing, try as she might, she couldn’t remember
Who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in St. John’s please Raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.
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