A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks. “Wit all dem lawsuits Going on I’m feelin’ kinda left out. How do I get in on some of dat Action? I hears that people are suing the cigarette companies ’cause they Got cancer and others are suing the Big Mac company cause they got themselves fat and all kinds of stuff”!! His lawyer asks “And which one of those categories do You fit under?” The dear ole Newfie God bless his soul
Answers. Neider b’y, I just wanna know if I can sue Molson’s for all them ugly women I woke up wit…
Bless The Newfie
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