His & Hers Dictionary

Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 29-09-2009

Thingy.

Female: Any part under a cars hood.

His: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

Vulnerable

Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to an other.

His: Playing football without a cup.

Communication

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.

His: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

Commitment

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

His: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

Entertainment

Female: A good movie,concert,play or book.

His: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

Flatulence

Female: An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.

His: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

Making love

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

His: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

Remote control

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

His: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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