GOLFER AT THE DENTIST’S OFFICE?

Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 14-03-2010

A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.

The man said to the dentist, ‘Doc, I’m in one hell of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!’

The dentist thought to himself, ‘My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.’

So the dentist asks him, ‘Which tooth is it sir?

The man turned to his wife and said,
‘Open your mouth, Honey, and show him.’

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One Response to “GOLFER AT THE DENTIST’S OFFICE?”

  1. BadBandPhotos Says:

    Hey, that wasn’t bad. Actually.

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