Golfers Will Understand
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 22-01-2010
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 am, on the first hole of a very nice course. I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, ‘Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee please!’
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption
Again the announcement, ‘Would the man on the woman’s tee kindly back up to the men’s tee.’
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled, ‘Would the man on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee PLEASE!’
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back …..
‘Would the asshole with the microphone please be quiet and let me play my second shot.’
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