Blonde At Work
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 17-10-2009
I really needed a day off work, but I knew the boss wouldn’t allow me to take leave. I thought that if I acted like I was ‘crazy’ he would tell me to take a few days off, so I hung upside-down from the ceiling, and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think I was ‘crazy’ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What in the name of God are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “Clearly you are stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.” I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, “…And where do you think you’re going?”
She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark..”
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