His & Hers Dictionary
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 29-09-2009
Thingy.
Female: Any part under a cars hood.
His: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
Vulnerable
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to an other.
His: Playing football without a cup.
Communication
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
His: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
Commitment
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
His: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
Entertainment
Female: A good movie,concert,play or book.
His: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
Flatulence
Female: An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
His: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
Making love
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
His: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
Remote control
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
His: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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