A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller And without missing a beat, she says:

‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great…

Some asshole’s got my pen!’

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