Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom. 
   
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
‘Hi, how are you?’

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
‘Doin’ just fine!’

And the other person says:
‘So what are you up to?’

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!’?

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
‘Can I come over?’

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,
‘No..I’m a little busy right now!!!’

Then I hear the Guy say nervously…

‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back.? There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions?


Cell phones, don’t you just love them?

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I can see them doing this in the future.

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things In an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, Put in the elephant, And close the Refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door.  This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend….except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tested your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.. How do you
manage?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

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An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, ‘That’s about average back home, folks……like I said, my boy’s a typical Italian bambino.’

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of ‘WOW’….one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, ‘Say you’re the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody’s been making bets about how big he’d be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?’

The proud father answers, ‘Seventeen pounds.’

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
‘What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!’

The Italian father takes a long swig ofSambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says…..

‘We had him circumcised .

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