Why is santa so happy and jolly all the time?
- Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the
usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a
minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
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