A blonde is having her hair cut in a salon, wearing her Ipod with her earphones in.
The stylist reaches the point where she needs to cut around the blonde’s ears - so she pulls the earphones out.
To her astonishment, the blonde collapses to the floor.
Puzzled, she bends down and puts one of the earphones to her ear - she hears a voice saying “Breathe in,,,,, Breathe out,,,,, Breathe in”
What do you call a clever blonde?
A Labrador!
A Blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink, and then says to the barmaid “hey, do you want to hear my really funny blonde joke?”
The barmaid says “it’s only fair to warn you, i’m blonde, the lady sitting next to you is blonde, the Landlady is blonde, and the two female bouncers are also blonde, and karate blackbelts - so are you sure you still want to tell this joke?”
The man says “No, not if i’m going to have to explain it 5 times”.
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the
other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl said.
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy,
Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all
the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C,
D, E, F, G!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because y ou’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy,
Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we
showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted
her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No Honey, it’s because you’re 24″
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