Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Ok maybe women are better…

Nope Men are really better…

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Edward, an old retired sailor, put on his old uniform and headed for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engaged a prostitute and took her up to a room.

He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, “How am I doing?”

The prostitute replies, “Well Ed, old sailor, you’re doing about three Knots.”

“Three knots?” he asks. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

She says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.”

This would be great on my bookshelf.

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