Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother.
“Frank Brown showed me his willy today!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked, “Really small was it?”
Sally replied, “No…salty!”
Remember to wear your Raincoat!
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So … there you are, having a dinner party …
Your parents are there , Your in-laws are there , Your boss and his wife are there, The minister and his wife are there, You’re all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner,
Then in walks the dog …
Priceless
The Four Stages of Life!
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. ‘Human beings are the only animals that stutter’, she says.
A little girl raises her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered’, she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories couldbecome, asked the girl to describe the incident.
‘Well’, she began, ‘I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! ‘That must’ve been scary’, said the teacher. ‘It sure was’, said the little girl.
‘My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… And before he could say ‘ F*ck,’ the rottweiler ate him!’
I know it’s kinda lame but I found it “cute”
How about to mascot beating each other up??
Much Better!
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I really have nothing to say but I am jealous. :/
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly ‘Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no they ain’t. The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,’ replied the greeter. ‘I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’
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