Newfie Anniversary and 1 damn smart Seagul
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 25-09-2007
Newfie Anniversary
George was out shopping at the mall when he met his friend Kevin outside the jewelers. Kevin noticed that George had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
“So what’ve you just picked up, George?” Kevin asks.
“Well, now that you’ve been asking,” replies George, “it’s me and the missus anniversary tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for our special day she said, ”Oh, I don’t know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds.”
“So what’d you get her?” Kevin asks.
George replied, smiling, “I bought her a deck of cards.”
So, this bird walks into a store….
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of chips because they think it’s so funny.
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