I’m all Knotted Up
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 04-09-2007
Edward, an old retired sailor, put on his old uniform and headed for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engaged a prostitute and took her up to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, “How am I doing?”
The prostitute replies, “Well Ed, old sailor, you’re doing about three Knots.”
“Three knots?” he asks. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
She says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.”
This would be great on my bookshelf.
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