IF you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe.
This is weird. Give it a try.
Have a happy Mental Health Day
How much drugs do you have to take to think this is a good idea???
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A man boarded an airplane in St. John’s with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew’s Refrigerator, which she did.
Shortly before landing, try as she might, she couldn’t remember
Who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in St. John’s please Raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.
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This is why dogs are better. 
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Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked “How much for the teapot?”
Carl replied, “That’s silver and it costs $300!”
“My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!” Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, “Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?”
Mary replied, “No, but I will for the teapot.”
This is why you can’t send a woman to a hardware store.
This sign is in front of a small pond near my house. Hopefully, it makes more sense to you then me. I’m a scared!
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You have to be some serious trailer park trash to get banned from Kmart. This is truly a whole new level of trash.
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