A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?

Driver: I don’t have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying son of a b1tch. told you I was speeding, too!

source: Muchmor News

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Well I figured I would start a new section of the site called “What The Fish” moments, it will be about all thing that would make me say WTF of course that means What The Fish here, since fish don’t cuss.

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You know every once in a while a spam message grabs my attention with their subject line. I must say this one stood out from the rest. All this time I was debugging software with log files and the event viewer, when I should have been using the time-traveling virtual machine. How Stupid of me!

Computers in this category are similar to those of Type-I except that
they work on bit-slices of memory (vertical slices) rather than
word-slices (horizontal slices), see figure 7. However we can stop
tracing early if we have found enough to fill the whole vertical
scanline then we can stop whenevr we have done this.
Spb Pocket Plus 1. Returns the argument with the smallest value.
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releases from Heaventools. New York, New York 10014, U.
Harris had begun to show a distinguished grey about the temples and
he didn’t say “shit” more than four or five times. Gail Thackeray
expects it.

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Today we launched a new website design, I hope that you enjoy it and that it will live strong and hard in the online world.

Lucky Guy!

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This License plate rocks.

I bet they are Foo King Good!

My middles man is Dangerous, The “Dangerous” Fish

Priority Seating to Man with Screaming ok I’m not going there….

Tell that to my wife!!

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