Well the Fish is getting married in less then a month so the boys are taking me out for a round of golf and then some dinner and drinking. Oh I imagine there will be interesting dressed women later on in the evening.

I’m hoping I will be able to remain semi-concise for the evening. Someone might have to prop me up ever once and a while but I should be good to go.

Just a short post, hopefully I will recover soon and be able to get another post up shortly.

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I’ve met a lot of dumb ass people in my life but some of these people just take the cake.

Idiot # 1

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.

Here’s your sign lady. Wear it with pride.

Idiot # 2

Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.

When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.

They are no longer employed at Boeing. Here’s your sign guys. Don’t get it wet, the paint might run.

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A long time ago I came to grips with the fact that I can’t dance just like any other straight white guy out there. I have no problem with this but I learned to embrace my white boy skills, especially when doing the lawn mower, water sprinkler or the donut eater. Ok, the last one is just a lazy fat ass move on a chair at the local donut shop but you get my point that white guys shouldn’t dance.

We can’t all move as graceful as this guy:

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Usually when the weekend rolls around that means some beer drinking, I guess I’ll drink the huge ass bottle first, that should get the party started. I’m feeling lazy today, no more typing for me!

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