This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well, my job is done …..Your turn!

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I know I’m a day late

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace,

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace,

But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife —

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming,

That’s why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away —

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “Go To Hell.”

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What inspired this amorous rhyme? —

Two parts vodka, one part lime!

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1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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