Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England

10. “Clocks are five hours fast”

9. “Everybody’s speaking some crazy foreign language”

8. “Harry Potter won’t return phone calls”

7. “So touchy about minor things…like going to war under false pretenses”

6. “They don’t know where Saddam is either”

5. “Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as ‘King of Queens’”

4. “Disappointed to learn ‘Big Ben’ is just a giant clock”

3. “Pack a gum costs 2 pounds — who carries two pounds of money?!”

2. “I’ve been here for 36 hours and Prince Charles hasn’t made a single move on me”

1. “Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days”

George W. Bush Quotes

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.”
…George W. Bush

“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
…George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
…George W. Bush

“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican”
…George W. Bush

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
…George W. Bush

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
…George W. Bush 9/22/97

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
…George W. Bush, 9/5/93

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
…George W. Bush, 9/18/95

“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make.”
…George W. Bush

“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.”
…Governor George W. Bush

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
…George W. Bush

“[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
…George W. Bush

“Public speaking is very easy.”
…George W. Bush to reporters

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