Are you missing your 710??

 

Recently I was having some repair work done at the car dealer.

A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.”

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.”

Click here to find out what a 710 is.

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  1. Long stories short #12 | Long Said,

    August 22, 2006 @ 10:08 pm

    [...] A 710 blonde joke WittyFish.com is a blog, or rather a joke database, that contains a whole lot of… jokes. Are you missing your 710? is the latest. [...]

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