A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging
her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
Do you know her?”

“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking
right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been
sober since.”

“My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?”

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