“Little Nick been playing outside with the other kids for a while when
he
came into the house and asked me, “Grandma, what is that called when 2
people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?”"

“I was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s
called sexual intercourse, darling.”

Little Nick just said, “Oh, OK” and went back outside to talk and play
with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it is
NOT called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds and Jimmy’s Mom
wants to talk to you”!!!!

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