A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one
wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in
the City, stands up and proclaims: “If the Preacher
stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every
year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!” The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.>

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and
investor, stands and say “If the Preacher will stay on
here, I’ll personally double his salary, and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college
education of all his children!” More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a
smile, “If the preacher stays, I will give him sex,”

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: “Mrs. Jones,
whatever possessed you to say that?”
Sadie’s 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to
hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand
and shaking his head from side to side while his wife
replies:

“Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said “Screw the Preacher.”

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