Random Jokes
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 24-10-2005
I have so many jokes to post and so little time.
Prescription
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”
To kill my husband.”
I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!”
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the man is the pharmacist’s wife.
He takes the photo and nods. “I didn’t realize you had a prescription!”
Sneezing
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other on a plane and the woman sneezes then right after the sneezes, she shudders,a couple of minutes later she sneezes again and then she shudders a little bit more,about a minute
later she sneezes again and then she shudders uncontrollably for about 10 seconds.
So the man that is sitting right beside her says “Excuse me ma’am, but I’m wondering why is it that everytime you sneeze, you shudder”
She replies “It’s a medical problem,every time I sneeze I have an orgasm”
So the man says “What are you taking for that?”
She answers “Pepper”
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