Well its hump day and well I am as sick as a dog. Thanks to my girlfriend.

Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women

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Its sad yet so true…

I hope none of you reading this have ever done this online?!?!?!

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Its far too early to write anything witty so here is a joke:

Skinny Dipping

A wise old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables, horseshoe pits and some apple trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look things over as he hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit from the trees. As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted “We’re not getting out until you leave!”

The old man frowned and said, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond.” Holding up the bucket he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

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