Helping someone move again tonight. This is the second move in 3 nights when will it ever end!!

Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female….. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female….. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female….. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female….. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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