I need to hook myself up with one of these.

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Helping someone move again tonight. This is the second move in 3 nights when will it ever end!!

Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female….. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female….. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female….. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female….. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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I’ve been keeping really busy lately, lots of things have been going on. We are just getting settled into the new place after moving in a few weeks ago. We almost have all the pictures hung. It will be nice to get settled in so the dogs can come over for a visit and I can get my bike over here to go riding in the park. The only bad thing about the move is that my drive to work is three times as long as before and with gas prices being so high I will have to find another way into work.

One last thing about the new place, I will leave you with some crazy weather we had last week. I have never seen fog this bad before.

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This gives new meaning to the phrase “defensive driving”.

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