You’re A Bit Grouchy Today
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 23-06-2009
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
‘How did I get here?’
Her mother told her, ‘God sent you.’
‘Did God send you, too?’ asked the child
‘Yes, Dear,’ the mother replied.
‘What about Grandma and Grandpa?’ the child persisted.
‘He sent them also,’ the mother said.
‘Did he send their parents, too?’ asked the child.
‘Yes, Dear, He did,’ said the mother patiently.
‘So you’re telling me that there has been NO sex in this
Family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone’s so damn grouchy around here.’
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Dollar Store Fire Alarm
Filed Under (Fun with Google Images, Random Fish) by Fish on 20-06-2009
I just finished installing my new fire alarm, what do you think?
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Innocence
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 14-06-2009
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, ‘Good morning Alex.’
‘Good morning Pastor,’ he replied, still focused on the plaque. ‘Pastor, what is this? ‘ The pastor said, ‘Well son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.’ Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, ‘Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?’
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The Local Social Worker
Filed Under (Random Fish) by Fish on 05-06-2009
A social worker from the city of Ottawa recently transferred to the Valley in White Water Region. As she was on the first tour of her new rural area she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. ‘Anybody home?’ she asked.
‘Yep,’ came a kid’s voice through the door.
‘Is your father there?’ asked the social worker.
‘Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,’ said the kid.
‘Well, is your mother there?’ persisted the social worker.
‘Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,’ said the kid.
‘But,’ protested the social worker, ‘are you never together as a family?’
‘Sure, but not here,’ said the kid through the door. ‘This is the Outhouse!’
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